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Baby Nappies We offer a variety of nappies for every stage of childhood, from the moment your baby is born until you move on to toilet training. We have nappies for your newborn, infant, crawler, walker, and toddler as well as special overnight nappies for girls and boys. We also offer training pants for those children who need a little extra security when toilet training. Speaking of security, we also carry those wonderful disposable swimming nappies that don't swell up with water during water play. If you aren't interested in disposables, however, we also carry cloth diaper accessories like nappy liners and pins.

French Drains - when your french drains fail, we can install modern drainage systems that will far outlast your french drains.

Arcade Tables are great gift ideas for men It's no secret that women are easier to shop for than men, or that men seem to receive the same presents over and over again. Electric shavers, ties and bottles of cologne are nice, but wouldn't you like to surprise the man in your life with something as special as he is just once? If so, an arcade table is a great gift idea that you should definitely consider. Arcade tables are unique, cool, fun, stylish and, most importantly, a gift that he is sure to not only love but to use! It's basically the perfect present for a man.

Patchwork Patterns Nothing compares to the ageless beauty and handmade quality of patchwork quilts. They can be as simple as a few fabric squares to as complex as a hand pieced work of art. Whether you make your own or have one that has been handed down through the generations, patchwork quilts bring warmth and character to any setting. Making the quilt can be a family affair – even young children can help with piecing. Quilting fabric are as varied as the people who make them – from traditional log cabins to contemporary appliqués – everyone can find a quilt made just for them.

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Timeless Unisex Baby Shower Gifts Are you following the trend of unisex baby showers and are looking for baby shower gifts? Gift ideas for men are no different from those for women. A shower assists the parents in addressing the baby’s needs. Fathers deserve baby shower gifts as much as mothers do. A stroller, car seat, baby monitor, or baskets of bath supplies are timeless and appropriate baby shower gifts. Diapering supplies are welcome gift items. New infants feel comfort when placed in a portable swing and bouncer chair. If all else fails, remember any new parent will be pleased to treat their baby to something special with a gift card.

What to do with your very own Gumby

• Take him with you to your next book signing. Insist that the book was actually written with your name used as a pseudonym, and Gumby is the real author. Redirect all autograph-seekers to him and refuse to sign the books yourself.
• Bring him along to amusement parks and request that he be allowed his own seat on rides. If the park attendants refuse, loudly accuse them of “discriminating against the green.” Threaten to sue for the emotional damage Gumby has suffered because of their harassment.
• Bring Gumby with you and your buddies when you go out drinking. After the first round or two has been ordered, calmly inform the bartender that Gumby will be paying, as he just received a big promotion. Should Gumby fail to pay his own way, complain emphatically about what a moocher he is and how he never even brings cash for his own drinks. Say that he needs to “start pulling his weight around here and stop trying to just get by on charm.”
• Buy several thousand Gumbies. Train them as infantry soldiers, loyal and answerable only to you. Invade Walmart.
• Once you’ve successfully conquered your local store, it’s time to move on to bigger things. Invade France.
• Realize, after France surrenders to you, that you have absolutely no use for it. Sell it to England on Ebay, but make sure to include a clause allowing you a lifetime supply of free Champagne and French wine.
• Teach human anatomy at a college level. When students complain that the Gumby figure you are using as a model is not anatomically correct, retort that Gumby is perfect, and any differences between the model and their classmates, such as ears, fingers, or non-green skin, are useless mutations and deformities.
• Shoot your own stop-motion renditions of major motion pictures using a cast of entirely Gumby figures. Use locations in your recently conquered Walmart for sets.
• Sneak into your workplace while nobody is there and place several Gumby figures in conspicuous locations. When people ask about them the next day, pretend you cannot see the figures. Look deeply concerned, and ask your coworkers if they’ve told their psychologists that they’ve started seeing cartoon characters. Suggest increasing their medication dosages.
• Suspend one near the camera, in the immediate foreground, every time you take a group picture. Place it at such a distance that it appears to be the same size as a normal human being. Convince all your friends that you actually own a man-sized posable Gumby, and their miniatures are “just the lightweight version.”
• Place several near your front door and around your car as security systems. Make sure to pose them into very intimidating postures to scare away potential thieves or invaders.
• Fill an entire piñata with Gumby figurines and use it at your next children’s party. They’re way more fun than candy!

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